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"I love this one, it will make you day" contributed by Pam Sheilds:
Went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don´t want the eggs."
"Then I´ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you´re ordering a la carte" the waitress warned her.
"You mean I have to take the special then", my asked incredulously. "Yes!" stated the waitress. "l´ll take the special then" my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.
DON´T MESS WITH THE SENIORS! We´ve been around the block more than once....
Thank you Pam Shields! |